i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize