So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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