It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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