I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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