go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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