it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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