Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
