What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I will die if light touches me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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