we're blogging at a bar
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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