We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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