Me. At least after what I've been through.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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