I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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