Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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