So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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