I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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