Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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