Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
what the fuck is wrong with you
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