Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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