i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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