grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
