he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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