their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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