if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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