But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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