Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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