Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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