Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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