I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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