i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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