he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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