We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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