i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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