Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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