i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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