he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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