Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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