oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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