I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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