doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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