Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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