And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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