sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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