I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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