UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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