But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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