plz talk dirty to me
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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