I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
