But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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