How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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