Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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