This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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