so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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