last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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