It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
someone get that fucking seahorse.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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